The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres
it doesn’t even walk
there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing
precious moss potato
my favorite. my soul. my patronus.
alright kiddies lemme tell you a story of these cheeky little bastards;
a few years ago my dad used to drive buses in a place called Fiordland which is in New Zealand and the area is a giant conservation park and is only accessible by boat.
One day my dad was taking a lunch break, ate a bite of a bagel, left it on his bus, closed the doors and started taking pictures of the surrounding forest on his camera, next thing he knows, a bunch of the asian tourists starts laughing and pointing in the direction of the bus, naturally my dad looks, AND THERE IN THE GODDAMN BUS IS THIS KAKAPO EATING MY DADS DAMN BAGEL, IT HAD PRESSED THE BUTTON ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BUS, WANDERED IN AND TOOK APART GLAD WRAP AND STARTED EATING HIS DAMN BAGEL.
I MADE THAT FUCKING BAGEL
THESE FUCKERS ARE SMART ADORABLE AND CHEEKY AS FUCK